You are the warlock. These dice are yours, except when they are your patron's. Why spend your golden years thumbing through spell books when you can take the fast track by making a deal? Sure, your patron is a little shady, but let's be honest—so are you.
Open this tin and summon 14 dice in two color designs, including some eldritch d10s. Then get ready to shout "ELDRITCH BLAST" till you’re hoarse, because spell slots are for weaklings.